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Should tax inspectors be flayed alive?


One of these verminous parasites turned up at the castle gates last week demanding money. Needless to say, I had him tied to a tree and proceeded to whip him to within an inch of his life.

I have now received a very strong letter of complaint from HM revenue. What on earth are they thinking? - the man was positively asking for it !

Get your facts right. If someone turned up at your door asking for money, it would be a TAX COLLECTOR. Tax inspectors only calculate how much is due, they don't call for it.

oh yes i positively agree with you lets all start flogging the tax man ha ha

Tax men pay taxes too. If you're having trouble I suggest you flog something worthwhile and pay the proceeds to the poor hardworking tax inspector. Vive le taxman!

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