Need help with funny commercial tag-line...any suggestions?

I am getting ready to do a tv commercial for my cab company. I hired an actor to play the part of a cabbie and an actress to play the part of an old lady. The cab driver will pull up infront of the ladies house. He'll open the door for the old lady. She'll move really slow and he'll finally pick her up and throw her over his shoulder and carry her to her door. The reason I'm doing this commercial is because the other cab company here is notorious for crappy customer service. This is to put a little humor into letting taxi customers know that we are alot more helpful than the other guys. I need a tag-line that the announcer will say at the end of the commercial after the cab driver gets the lady to her door.

Example: Budget Cab Company...Helping the elderly to their doors since 2001.

(Note: Obviously we don't just volunteer to carry our customers to the door, but we would if they needed to be!)

Additional Info: This will run locally on Comedy Central.

Thanks!!!!!!!

IDK

in a rush we'll give you a push

Count on budget to get you where your going.

budget cab company........getting it right comes easy....
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Budget Cab Co. Think of us when you need a lift.

That ad may scare away more customers than not. How about consider something like this:

- the cab driver is being over the top "customer service" oriented...running to the door to meet the lady, putting down a coat over a puddle, scaring away local kids, bringing out an umbrella, putting on sunscreen on her, making sure the pavement is level...etc.
- she gets annoyed and throws him over her shoulder and goes to the cab, saying "thanks for that, but i just want to go to 5th and Main..."

Tagline - Budget Cab Company - Focused on you, annoyingly so....