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Can you lend me 3000 Squid?


Only I need to buy some Christmas prezzies, and I'm bailing out Northern Rock because of a bankers greed, and our lousy government here in the UK.

Edit : "Squid" is slang for quid, which is an English pound in currency.
About .50$ give or take a squiggly squid and a few crabs.

I don't have any squid. I do have a bunch of sardines left from the christmas party...

Sure if you can loan me 3500 jellyfish.

Sure if you would loan me that inflatable Santa Suit..I might could scrap that much up in pennies..

Sure can. Meet me on the corner at midnight. Do you want large bills or small bills?

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