Is there anybody in Chicago that is willing to help me?

I need someone in Chicago to be honest with me. I want he/she to tell me what I actually smell like. The thing is that I smell bad all the time, but I don't get it. I shower and put on deodorant/antiperspirant but 5 minutes later I will smell. I don't even have to sweat to smell. I have tried every deodorant/antiperspirant known to man, antibacterial soaps, changed my diet (don't eat anything with onions or spices in it gave up dairy), and even had blood work done to see if anything was off. I can make people cough to death by just entering the room. People sniffle, and cough all the time when I am around. I don't know what I smell like and I can't smell myself. I am pretty sure it is coming from my underarms. I asked my parents, family, and friends, but everyone is like I am being paranoid. The thing is that they also sniffle and cough when I am around too. This is not in my head and it is also not a hygiene issue. This is affecting me a great deal because I am in school.

I am looking for someone in Chicago to actually tell me what I smell like. I am willing to pay up to $50 for an honest answer. I appreciate anyones help.

You don't have pay any one. Try to see if Dr. Alan Hirsh can help you. Dr. Hirsh is a nueologist who studies and specializes in smells and aromas. I believe he has an office in or near the Water Tower Place down town Chicago.

Before you pay anyone, try Secret Clinical Strength deodorant. You can get it over the counter from any of your local drugstores. It is amazing!!!!